If you honestly signed that “destroy all cishets” petition, I have no respect for you.
You are why the amount of signatures had to be raised; because people were abusing the petition system for stupid shit like this. You are why petitions for legitimate causes have failed to reach their goal, because the limit had to be raised because assholes like you abused the system.
I hope you’re fucking proud of yourself.
Happy Birthday! You’ve grown a lot, and have been through so much!
Have an amazing 4/13.
Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.
Come on Dave, smile! It’s my birthday!
happy 4/13! This is my second one and I’d like to thank homestuck for being one of my biggest sources of inspiration ever. I owe so much to andrew hussie.